Do you know where your underpants are?

Photo of my jeans on the wooden chest

Apparently I didn’t.

Years ago before I was married I lived in my own apartment and I generally kept it quite clean, which really wasn’t that difficult since it was so small. What I did do though, was when in a rush I would just toss my jeans on the chest at the end of the bed. This would be a pair of jeans that I had worn once or twice, still basically clean and I knew I would be wearing them the next day.

One morning I had to go for a CAT scan at the hospital, and being in a rush I just threw on the jeans I had worn the day before. My boyfriend (now husband) picked me up and drove me to the hospital, and since we were running late, he dropped me off in front. All of a sudden whilst running across the front lawn, I felt something odd in my pant leg. Still running, I shook my leg and felt something fall out. I turned my head to look what was on the ground – it was my underpants that I had worn the day before. They had been stuck in the pant leg. Now laying there on the bright green grass was a white pair of panties for all to see. What to do, do I turn around and pick them up? I looked around to see if anyone was looking, then I looked at the panties, then I did the only thing I could think of, I resumed running only faster, leaving the white panties on the green grass.

Moral of the story, always check the pant legs of your jeans before wearing them outside.

What would you have done, pick the panties up or leave them on the grass for all to see?

15 Replies to “Do you know where your underpants are?”

  1. I would have scoped the area out fir people who witnessed said event then either: a. Picked them up or b. loudly hollered: oh my god can you believe someone lost their underwear on the lawn? Thereby making them think it was not me. Lol!

  2. Hahahaha!!
    If it was me, it’d depend on the panties. Are they comfy? Are they a favorite? Is it fairly new? Are my jeans pockets big enough to stuff a pair of panties into?

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